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Shaving with zits…

Retired Bachelor @ August 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet

So this has got to be one of the top 5 worst things about being a guy. Today as I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed I finally gave in and got out the old razor, actually I got out the best razor of all time, the Gillette Fusion. I actually […]

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Topic of the Day: TP

Retired Bachelor @ August 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet

So I was walking in the grocery store today and I came across aisle 17. In aisle 17 was a whole row of TP (toilet paper for those of you who don’t know the short name). Did you ever realize how many different types of TP there are, I mean you have the single ply, […]

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The sink incident…

Retired Bachelor @ August 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet

This is one of my favorite stories, so chances are if you’re one of my friend’s you’ve heard it already. Most people in this world would define love as that special feeling you get when you see someone, those butterflies, that excitement.
Not me.
To me love is spitting in the sink closer when your girlfriend […]

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Back at it again…

Retired Bachelor @ August 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet

So after my 3-year writing hiatus I am once again feeling that urge to write, though who would’ve thought a terrible movie would’ve brought me out of my self-induced hermitage. I’ll not mention the movie (because I’m not a hater), but the general jist is it’s about Asian American guys and our lack of […]

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