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The Grade School Pick Up

Retired Bachelor @ October 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet

So you’re in 3rd grade and you just got off the yellow bus. It’s freezing so your Mom hooked you up with some mittens (at this age, everyone wears mittens, your Dad wears gloves, you wear mittens), a puffy jacket (because for some reason back in the day is was cool to wear Starter jackets) […]

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Shaving with zits…

Retired Bachelor @ August 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet

So this has got to be one of the top 5 worst things about being a guy. Today as I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed I finally gave in and got out the old razor, actually I got out the best razor of all time, the Gillette Fusion. I actually […]

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The sink incident…

Retired Bachelor @ August 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet

This is one of my favorite stories, so chances are if you’re one of my friend’s you’ve heard it already. Most people in this world would define love as that special feeling you get when you see someone, those butterflies, that excitement.
Not me.
To me love is spitting in the sink closer when your girlfriend […]

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