Have Puppy Will Date
Ok, first off you should never ever get a puppy or a dog unless you truly can make the commitment and offer the love every dog deserves and needs. So now that we’ve gotten that disclaimer out of the way, I want to share a story about a French Bulldog puppy named Batman. He’s owned by my buddy Eugene, cool enough guy but in the real world he’s not 6′4″, ultra-buff, or a model. What he is, is a super cool dude that really only needs an introduction to a girl for her to realize how awesome he is. Now I won’t say that he got Batman for this reason, but I think he soon found out how his little French Bulldog puppy was better than being 6′4″, handsome, or buff.
We live in sunny southern California, and in the land of celebrities, no one is more famous than Batman in Santa Monica, Venice, shoot I bet he could go to the club and pull more chicks than Clive Owen. In all seriousness, girls that never associate with normal guys were trying chat him up, I swear all he had to say was “lets hang out” and I’m sure he’d have 50 dates from one Saturday afternoon. So what I’m trying to say here is, if you like dogs then you already know the power of your faithful friend, if not, I just want to reaffirm that there is indeed a direct proportion to girls that will date you to the coolness of being a dog owner.
Once again I want to say again, if you get a dog just to get girls, you are a bad person. Ok, I’m done chastising. However, I just thought someone should reaffirm this myth from time to time.
Retired Bachelor @ August 10, 2008