Shaving with zits…
So this has got to be one of the top 5 worst things about being a guy. Today as I was in the bathroom getting ready for bed I finally gave in and got out the old razor, actually I got out the best razor of all time, the Gillette Fusion. I actually didn’t want to shave at all, why you ask, because I had a zit on my chin.
For all those dudes that have ever fallen into the “I need to shave, but I have a zit on my face” predicament, you know what I’m talking about when I say this sucks. When faced with this problem you have three options out, they are as follows:
Option 1: You can try to wait out the zit in hope that it will fade before you have to shave. Most asian guys can get away with these because most of them can’t grow facial hair to save their lives.
Option 2: You can shave around the zit in hopes that no one will notice the blemish. I don’t recommend this option because then your little zit will look like a mole with a hair growing on and around it.
Option 3: You take it like a man and just take out the razor, some rubbing alcohol, and just shave right on over the little guy. No guts no glory, no pain no gain, that’s what my old basketball coach used to say, and that same mantra applies here.
So that my friends is why there are times when it can definitely suck being a dude. I know this doesn’t hold a candle to the ladies and their monthly visitor, but shoot this shows that being a guy ain’t all roses and video games.
Retired Bachelor @ August 29, 2007